(E. Stefani)

Paulina – she’s on the cover of a magazine
Paulina – a woman in my nightly dreams
Paulina – who makes me grin in any pose
Paulina – I wish she’d take off all her clothes

Paulina – well I stare at her pictures all day long
Paulina – and as I do I sing this song
Paulina – my father says to act my age
Paulina – as I single handedly turn the page

Paulina – well I paste her pictures on the wall
Paulina – sit by the phone and hope she’ll call
Paulina – although I know she never will
Paulina – to indulge myself is such a thrill

Paulina – she’s the big red apple of my eye
Paulina – I wish she’d lay down by my side
Paulina – but if she ever knew my pursuit
Paulina – she would probably file a huge lawsuit

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